Funny Friendship Messages

Funny friendship messages that you can send to your friends.
  • Sometimes I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.
  • Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us... I get better, you get older.
  • A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
  • On eBay looking for a friend...they have good deals you know!
  • A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.
  • Friends keep you from doing stupid things... alone!
  • Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
  • A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awsome."
  • True friends are like Chinese take out, they are; depenable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.
  • Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart,.but best friends don't carry knives.
  • You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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