Sometimes I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.

Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us... I get better, you get older.

A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

On eBay looking for a friend...they have good deals you know!

A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.

Friends keep you from doing stupid things... alone!

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awsome."

True friends are like Chinese take out, they are; depenable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart,.but best friends don't carry knives.

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.