Sometimes I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.
Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us... I get better, you get older.
A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
On eBay looking for a friend...they have good deals you know!
A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.
Friends keep you from doing stupid things... alone!
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, \"That was awsome.\"
True friends are like Chinese take out, they are; depenable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.
Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart,.but best friends don't carry knives.